Here's your craptastic movie trailer of the day

"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke) 04/29/2015 at 12:27 • Filed to: None

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Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs!

This just proves that just because can make a move, it doesn’t mean that you should make a movie!

cornerslide > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/29/2015 at 12:39

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If I get to see Eric Roberts saddle and break a bucking TRex, I’m in.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/29/2015 at 12:39

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Are you kidding? This looks amazing!

Also, I want one of those bulletproof washing machines. Is all laundromat equipment like that?

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Snuze: Needs another Swede 04/29/2015 at 12:40

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I never realized that dryer doors were bullet proof before seeing this.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > cornerslide 04/29/2015 at 12:41

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.....If that were a scene, I would certainly watch it.

ttyymmnn > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/29/2015 at 12:43

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That has the makings of an awesome soft-core porn movie. The acting and production value are on par. Reminds me of Dinocroc vs. Supergator. A total, steaming pile of horrible movie awesomeness.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/29/2015 at 12:47

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I know, and that says a lot. He’s got AK-47s, and those things will shoot through a car. And I don’t mean like a car door, I mean through a fender, the engine block, and out the other fender.

*Edit* Maybe through an aluminum engine block, but not a cast one. That is a slight exaggeration but not much... 7.62x39mm rounds will f*ck shit up.

Scary__goongala! > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 04/29/2015 at 13:02

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this is awesome haha